petguy, the serious answer is that the Loch Ness monster doesn't exist. The story of the 'monster' is a hoax dreamed up in the 1930s; The story did wonders for tourism though! Once the story was put about it wasn't long before people started to 'see' the monster but people see and interpret what they see as what they want to see. If the story wasn't out there already, people wouldn't persuade themselves that a floating log or other normal occurrence was a sighting of a monster's hump or the like;. In addition, some 'evidence' was completely fraudulent. to start with.