Hay up chucks

[Hilda-Ogden]

Where's this wedding then?

[Mrs.Slowcome]

Hay up Hilda It is not going to happen as knobby is mine and I will scratch anybody else's tanners eyes out who try to come between me and my knobby

[Hilda-Ogden]

Oh my Mrs.S .does knobby like your pussy then?

[TyronneDobbs]

You are too late Mrs.Slowcome our Jack and vera will be together

[FredLeggyott]

nice pussy i say i say nice pusssy you got there mrs slowcome

our audrey i say our audrey used to have a champion pusssy i say a champion pusssy


but its seen better days now i say its seen better days now

[TyronneDobbs]

I hope my mam does not turn up , the last time she went to a wedding she nicked the cake

[Hilda-Ogden]

Thy,your ma will sell you the cake first.And dont let her near the pound shop pressies.