From what I've heard jj doesn't have to pop out for a saveloy, she's got enough toys at home. Perhaps we should look for those. Whips, chains, fluffy handcuffs, thigh length boots in this cupboard.
That looks a bit scary cath. Think we better scarper before jj gets back. It's more like a torture chamber in here. The brandy's run out anyway. Let's go down the pub instead.
I've had enough of this site anyway. So bloody slow!!
Sorry jj, we meant to tidy up before we left and we'll repace the drink. We were going to wait for you but you were gone so long we decided to go down the pub. We'll pop in another time.