Cars

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Old bloke driving his vintage 1930's Austin 7 suddenly comes to a halt - looks under the bonnet he can't see what's wrong. Just then an E-type Jag pulls up beside him, asks if he needs help and he too inspects the innards." Sorry pal but the best I can do is give you a tow to the next garage". He ties on the tow rope and says " look, the old E-type is a bit of a screamer you know , bat-out-of-hell and all that, so if I'm going too fast just give us a couple of toots on the old horn & flash your lights & I'll get the message". Off they go. Few minutes later a Ferrrari catches them up and the driver lifts up his designer sunglasses looks with disdain at the E-type and shouts " bloody hell, sport, is 50 mph all that crate can do... you need a decent racer", gives him 2 fingers and takes off burning rubber. The Jag guy is furious and sees red "Old crate eh, I'll show you" & down goes his right foot. As they near a village the speedo's at 110mph. They pass a cottage where an old farmer's cutting a hedge - he jumps off his ladder races indoors, grabs the phone and dials his pal at the other of the village "Quick, Charlie get outside -incredible sight, A Ferrari is being chased by an E-type doing over a ton and right behind them is a little old Austin 7 flashing its lights, driver screaming and honking his horn trying to pass the pair of them "

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