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Now sqad , lets you and I get to grips with these shorts.
Material, worn out , washed out ,paint stained denim.
Size--capacious veering on voluminous.
Length--verging on vulgarity, have cut so much off as the material has frayed away.
Zip just about works if you give it a good tug, otherwise it gets stuck.
So you see why I am not answering the door to anyone , and staying in the garden at the back of the house, where I have been clearing out the guttering.Glad it is a one storey building--yuk what a rotten job.!!!