What would be your ideal afterlife?

[Azrael86]

I believe in the after life i would like to return to my favourite place of comfort. Wrapped in a duvet with wine, food, cigarettes and chocolate, with a few bonuses. Never having to get up to pee or refill my glass, and a permanantly free internet services that never suffers from lagging or interruptions :) periodically i might like the company of loved ones and a wander to the shops (though this would be for leisure not from need) and perhaps an available shower though this would also be unnecessary!

What would be your ideal afterlife?

[deggers316]

meeting all my departed family and an apartment in the Trafford centre

[Big-knob]

Hang on a bit.

I have not even made out my bucket list yet FFS

[Azrael86]

i like your idea kool, perhaps i could incorporate it in my own heaven when i get a bit bored! deggers how come trafford? and big - i just thought that it was in keeping with 20silkcuts posting on headstones! lol

[China Doll]

Food, wine, love, song, sun and smokeys... None of which could kill you, make you fat, leave you/make you sad or give you some form of cancer... And my favourite people to share it with. Possibly having it set in Never Never Land with pirates, mermaids, fairies, the ability to fly and beautiful scenery might be considered overkill and a touch childish but it's my idea of heaven so I'm happy!

[Azrael86]

perhaps the ability to move between peoples own personal heavens so u can visit someone you know and do something you hadnt thought of in your own... ie. i also liked china doll's idea!!!

[China Doll]

There should definitely some form of public transport so we can all visit each other... I'm going to go with flying elephants with those really cool looking seats on them and a small monkey in a suit as a conductor.

The afterlife is going to be so trippy if I have anything to do with it!

[pericat]

An ever changing roller coaster (so I wouldn't get bored) - all the time getting bigger with longer drops and bigger loops at my disposal 24/7 or for eternity whichever in better

[Azrael86]

perhaps you could choose your form of transport as you wished? one day u might get bored of flying elephants and want a furry blue/ purple dragon instead? maybe we should have a form of communicating with other people also incase we wander into their heaven unannounced and they are in the middle of a bath or something, or worse....

[China Doll]

Excellent suggestion Azrael86! It's definitely going to be needed cause I'm going to want to visit pericat's world to ride the roller coaster for a bit!

You're making me wish I wasn't an athiest. :c)

[pericat]

Chinadoll you will be most welcome and there will be no queues

[Azrael86]

Well as i haven't fully realised my own spiritual beliefs i would hope that there is a heaven out there for all of us. im hoping for a new testament god that is all forgiving!

[Tech-Support]

Mine would have to be Starbucks and a good book. An entire floor, for myself and my closest. The big comfortable armchairs they have there, with the coffee and the gentle quiet jazz they often have playing in the background.

[Tech-Support]

Mine would have to be an entire floor of Starbucks dedicated to myself and my closest friends and family. With a table full of good books, excellent conversation and gentle jazz playing softly in the background. And of course, the armchairs.

[Prudentia]

The one that I have got!

[imhotep]

My ideal afterlife would be.....no more money worries,no more bills to pay,no more bl@@dy taxes,no more breathing in horrible smells like factory smoke,exhaust fumes from car city centres,farmyard smells,or any other nasty niffs......lol
Just love,peace,harmony and joy....now that is my ideal scene.Mmmmm.....
I would love to see my dad in heaven too,if there is one.
I still miss him dearly,as does my mum.
Oh I do like China Doll's idea as well.
To have the abillity to fly and see the beautiful scenery around.That sounds nice!!

[Azrael86]

It would seem that i might have to visit Tech's heaven as well now... I'm building up quite the list! Though the majority of their drinks are very good, i might have to go to another coffee shop for a filter coffee, starbucks leaves something to be desired. Imhotep, i just took that as a given about the lack of 'nasty niffs' lol in a world full of flying animals however, this might not be quite as easy as i had first imagined.....