Further to DEN53 thread.....

[MWB]

What's a funny & quick thing said to a loved one.

I have 2 friends married to each other, (I matchmade them) & one night they were in bed & she was reading. He wasn't, so she said to him, after moving the lampshade a wee bit aside,

"Not too bright?

"No. but I love you anyway."

Brilliant!

[mrs_overall]

Lol! I love that one.

I recently climbed into bed and Mr O asked what I had on my face.
I told him "It's moisturiser....to make me look beautiful."
He replied "Big bottle, is it?"

[sqad617]

lol.

[sqad617]

Olive...sorry....I thought it said "Bluebottle".......LOL

[sara3]

lol x 2 :o)

[MWB]

Ohhhh, Mrs C!

I wish I was as quick & funny as some people can be.

[lexie..]

I don't have a partner, but my Dad came in from work one evening and said.......'Hello Daddies little darling,how are you today? I have missed you today, what have you been doing?'
and I said, 'I'm fine thanks Dad, I've been baking'

and he said 'I was talking to the dog!'

[MWB]

Devastating, lexie!

Lol.

[sara3]

I used to wear contact lenses (before being lasered) but one day I had to wear my glasses to work, and we had a big meeting to greet new team members.

one guy shouted across this huge conference room at me, "Sara, you're wearing glasses! you look really intelligent!" (and everyone turned to look at me.)

"thanks, you want to get yourself some".

[rinkins]

Good one sara!! How are the eyes by the way?!

[sara3]

pretty good thanks, Rinkins. I've been discharged from the hospital but advised to rest, so have been given another 2 weeks off work :o)

I'm bored, really!!

[rinkins]

Keeps you away from the tw@t at work though LOL

Daytime TV is not all that is it?!

[sara3]

1) true and 2) it's mind numbing!

[mrs_overall]

I've just remembered the time Mr O & me were going to a posh "do" - evening dress, hair pinned up, etc.
Mr O was helping me on with my coat when he uttered the immortal line

"You look really sexy.....from behind"

Grrr!!!!

[MWB]

Lol, Mrs O.

Lol.

[mccfluff]

Bf last night announced he was going on strike....

does that mean you'll be doing the washing up then?

[DEN53]

Morning Campers - Mrs. O - you so made me laugh - when he said big bottle is it - you should have said, why do you want some ?

MWB - that made me laugh about your friends.

Lexie - I think your Dad was 'barking' up the wrong tree !! (:)