Omitting Wind

[homedeeth]

i produce enough wind during each day to put a new zealand cow to shame. is this a sign of a bad diet or just a healthy gut?

[Mohne]

Please.....not another post on "farting"...this will bring the women to the surface...JJ in particular.

[joggerjayne]

No, it won't.

LOL

"Omitting" wind, as in ... to forget it, or miss it out?

Or do you mean "Emitting" wind ???

[cazzz1975]

well it brought you first sqad

[homedeeth]

yeah sorry i meant emitting :) i also didn't realise there was a whole host of questions on farting so apologies for that

[Mohne]

homedeeth...please don't apologise "they" love it.

[joggerjayne]

Mohne is sqad? Oh ... Hi, sqad ... x



Love,
Seagull

[joggerjayne]

homedeeth ...

Flatulence is a bit of a regular.



I mean ... a regular topic.

Not that we regularly have flatulence.



Erm ... you're not a vegetarian, are you?

They tend to be a bit overactive in the wind dept.



If you go to a dinner party with any vegetarians, baggsy the seat by the window !!!



Love,
Seagull

[Mohne]

JJ...please call me Mohne, it is an insult to link me with that tw@t.

[homedeeth]

thanks for not answering my question :)

i'm intrigued...who is sqad and why is he or she a tw@t?

[marval]

Well, my doctor gave me a kite.

[jonah hart]

Wats wrong with sqad? I like him ... Av I missed something? !!! :-)

[chinadog]

It could depend on what you eat homedeeth. Veg and fruit cause flatulence and curries or anything spicy. I use charcoal tablets when my wind is bad. Just take 2 with water,they absorb the gases.

[tamborine]

cows are veggies - self explanatory?

Or

Too many beans, pulses & nuts.

[joannie10]

i get bad wind if I eat chocolate!