Jimmy Choos v Crocs

[joggerjayne]

The Observer today advances the proposition the Crocs are like Jimmy Choos ... but in reverse.

Wearing a pair of of Crocs says ...

Whatever may or may not happen today ... I do not expect to be desired.

Jimmies, on the other hand, make you feel like sex on legs.

The article came about because, apparently, sales of Tenerife's favourite footwear are in decline.

The argument is that Crocs are too durable. Once you have a pair, you never need to replace them. And ... you don't add to your collection.

Well ... we know that that is wrong.

But apparently Crocs' gross profit for the last trading Quarter has been traced exclusively to a repeat customer ... ... ... ... one Mr L. Egend.

Jimmy Choo are planning to break into the Tenerife market in the near future.



Love,
Seagull

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[beejay1124]

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[craft1948]

I have 2 pairs of crocs.......one blue and one pink.....I wouldn't go out in them but they're great for gardening as you just wash them under the outside tap.....

[dot.haukes]

penny choos are getting quite common now isn't there talk of them doing a range at asda or next or somewhere? Down marketing must be the way foreward

[steg]

the steggess has 4 pair of crocs, 2 red pair, 2 blue. wtf?
god dam horrid looking things

[B00]

Crocs are the footwear of the devil!

I was wearing a pair when I went arse over t1t 2 years ago and broke my wrist, then 2 weeks ago in Cornwall Mini Boo went spawling too, again wearing these devil shoes and once again resulting in a hospital trip. Luckily her trip resulted in a big plaster on he knee rather than 10 weeks in a plastercast like I did. The nurse who saw her actually said "ahhhh Crocs...."

You have been warned!

[pastafreak]

I have a pair that I wear for work....they are good in the kitchen.I can splatter all the grease I want on them..lol
But in public......? naaahhh

[jno]

hello, B00, glad to see you made it back alive even if your family are the worse for wear. I rather fancy a merger, some Jimmy Chocs, which would have orange creme in one sole and hazelnut praline in the other.

[craft1948]

they can't be that "this year" gigi......I got some silver ones 2 years ago....