Comebacks to Pickup Lines

[marval]

Man: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

[Marijn]

;-)

[Postdog]

An absolutely true one. One valentines day back in the seventies, I saw a girl on the tube, and she blew me away. Nothing stunning, not a model or anything, but she hit my buttons.

Remember the day. When I got the chance I said to her "do you know, if I'd have known you'd be on the train tonight, I'd have brought a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates.

Quick as a flash she came back with "do you know, if I'd have known you were gonna be on the train, I'd have cufking walked!"

Didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

[marval]

Oh dear postdog, not quite the answer you might have hoped for.

[Infomaniac]

Postdog - looks like you had a lucky escape there from a horrible person - no matter how many buttons were hit.