Uses for leggy's large nose?

[mrs_overall]

My suggestion is to use him for truffle hunting....or maybe hold his legs in the wheelbarrow position and push him around the floor if your Hoover breaks down.

[China Doll]

Sounds reasonable.

[leggionaire]

Mrs o the thought of you and me in the wheelbarrow position has led to an upsurge from mee lol

[mrs_overall]

Be careful, leggy. If your appendage (nose) is as huge as you say it is, a sudden rush of blood to it could cause you to feel faint lol

[albaqwerty]

don't him well enough to insult him but how about an emergency Channel Tunnel?

[leggionaire]

Well i wasnt talking noses mrs o

and you nose that very welll

cheeky monkey

[MWB]

Large noses are great for sniffing out fake cabbage.

[leggionaire]

I can smellout jokes .

None yet trigga lol.


Are you having trouble sleeping?

Or do you have issues?

Im here , talk to me , open up son , i can help if you let me .




lol

[leggionaire]

Its handy for troughing : o)

[mrs_overall]

is that a euphemism?????????

[in a mo]

How about Jousting that would leave a hand free for the "Knights of the Round Bellies" Toeat a bag of crisps.
or
For sticking into other peoples buisness
or
Part of a new "Dyson" yet to be made "Suck & Spray" where you can pick up your dirt and at the same time through the other" Nozzstrel" spray dirt out that has come from your favorite movie stars home ,this could be purchased at you local recycle centre, these would be in Dime bags similar in colour to substances that one takes up the nose ,

"Sneezholes Dish the Dirt"
The name of the Franchise SDTD