My Boy Stood on the Burning Deck....

[Bbbananas]

after going to the heads (bog) and annouced "My rim is all out of shape".

Now is there a correct answer to that? I just spluttered at the helm, he accused me of being mucky-minded (he had sat on his hat).

What is a girl to think?

[dobrovdave]

You should have thought exactly that.
His hat was out of shape as he had sat on it.
dirty girl!!

[Bbbananas]

... just what he said. Gawd, no sense of humour, the Welsh.

[dobrovdave]

or the women who have muckier minds than the men.............

[leggionaire]

Ship's mate: "Captain, we are losing speed in the storm." Captain: "Oh tarnation. Hoist the scrote net." Mate: "Ah cannae. It's caught on a crusty bum cleft. If we hoist it we risk straining the boaby shaft and ripping the panty mesh..."

[Bbbananas]

Priceless Leg - thanks for that :-)

[rinkins]

rimjob calling...

[leggionaire]

sorry im trawling the flange nets to see if i can catch a few dangle berries form the clacker bag


all hands on the boaby pump and start pulling on the shaft