Hair Appointment?

[craft1948]

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked,
'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around the shop full of
customers and said, 'About 2 hours.'
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head
in the door and asked,
'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in
the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?*
The barber looked around the shop and said,
'About an hour and a half .'
The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said,
'Hey, Bob, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut,
but then he doesn't ever come back.'
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop,
laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, 'So, where does that guy go
when he leaves?'
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes
and said,
'Your house!

[marval]

I have heard it before, still good though.

[devil99]

Ha ha very good :-)