I believe you were given some scissors earlier this morning to wreak general havoc and mayhem... Please could you stop hogging them and pass them along now. Other people need to use them you know!
I just want to stab and maime people actually... I probably am not in quite a bad enough mood to kill but inflicting general injury seems appropriate. I don't even know why I bother taking leave!
oooo i am going to have fun on the way home, esp considering i work in a retail park, macdonalds is over the road and its the summer holidays..........
China the stabbing in the eye i think is a good look this season
I don't like the noise eye popping makes... I do like the sound of a cat of nine tails (not the fun, wussy kind, the one that causes proper damage, I'm not putting a stupid outfit on and tickling someone with it!).
I would be well up for being your partner in crime on that particular rampage! (You're more than welcome to join me in the bell tower later... I'm probably going to so some dips and bubbly, we could be up there a while so I thought we'd make a day of it).