Yes I would.
Somebody at work today called me Margarine Legs. I thought they'd meant I'd overdone the Hawaiian sun after-sun-enhancer. Cheeky bleedin mare meant that my legs are "easily spreadable".
Course they are - I've kept up the yoga so I spread & stretch very easily and effortlessly.
Don't think she meant that though, cheeky be-atch.
Thanks rinkins....I'll try and remember that for next time. I'm sure it'll happen again. I once looked like a self harmer from the burn scars from putting my hand in the oven.
It's not sore anymore NM....well unless I touch it. It's a weird colour though and about the size of my palm. Looking at that and all my other bruises it looks like Ginger's a wife beater....lol