It's the dog crap I find hard to swallow....

[Bbbananas]

This is the answer my neighbour gave me last night when I was having a moan about her bl00dy cats bl00dy crapping on my front garden...

Do you think she was being sarcastic, funny or just not thinking? Either way, I burst out laughing, and now she thinks I wasn't serious about the cat turds....

[redcrx]

send her a bottle of water to wash it down with :)

[eyeshade]

Why don't you pick up her cat crap and drop it on her front lawn?

[Bbbananas]

Cos she's a white witch and she might decide to cast a spell on me....

[Sqad]

Well now....are you sure it is cat crap?

Cats tend to bury their crap, dogs don't.

[mccfluff]

i thought white witches were supposed to be good?

tell her to get a litter tray

[CAJ1]

Just not thinking...

I hate cat turd, my neighbour has 2 cats and everyday they come into my garden, dig up my flowers and have a big cr*p! It drives me mad.

[Bbbananas]

Actually, she is a good & very interesting person - I'm not jesting about the white witch stuff. She's also really into the paranormal and says she has seen 'entities' & ghosts all her life. It all sound a load of claptrap until you meet her, and she's so convincing and has loads of authentic-looking photos which make it hard to see her as a bit of a deluded madwoman.
It is definitely cat crap sqad. Or a very poorly dog with a very tight bumhole...

[YUMMYMUM3010]

We have a cat deterrent monitor which runs off batteries, gives out a high pitch noise only detected by cats/dogs stops them..... when the battery has run out my hubby shovels the cat cr@p up and throws it back next door !!

[CAJ1]

lol, I vaguely remember that thread vibrasphere. I think some people ended up getting upset when glass spikes on top of walls was mentioned!

[ganesh]

My previous cat used to crap on next doors lawn and he used to moan saying can't you train your cat to go in your own garden. I was really sorry for him but you cannot train a cat to not crap in certain areas unless you keep the cat indoors which isn't right,and I don't think you can have a cat put down for crapping! Try the deterrants available or a water pistol if you see it happening.