instead of prayer why dont we talk to God on our mobile?

[postage]

I sometimes walking from car to my office ( its a fair bit of walk) take my mobile out and talk to god... yes god.
i dont dial any number but i talk to god i feel great so its a prayer but on line

[sn�gs]

''take my mobile out and talk to god...''

Cuckoo!!!

[postage]

why not mate? you could fit a prayer or two in while going to work. who's gonna know.
yeh its cuckoo but at the same time better then talking to my mate redex hey??

[sn�gs]

''so its a prayer but on line''

No its not... you never actually made the call...

People like you scare me...

[WaldoMcFroog]

instead of prayer why dont we talk to God on our mobile?

Oh no - did no one tell you? The rest of us have known for ages - that's not God on your mobile - that's Satan wearing a fake white beard.

D'oh!

You're going to Hell now.

[Ankou]

if you dont dial any number, then aint that the same as any other form of prayer ?

i dont talk to god. he is a friend on facebook and i send him all my joke emails. but he never writes or calls these days. i guess we just grew apart.

[B00]

Hmm, think you're all being a bit mean here to be honest.

If postage takes some comfort in doing this, who are we to mock him?

Postage, go for it- the worlds a crappy place to be in and if doing this helps you get through each miserable day, I say fill your boots :-)

[Ankou]

oi i wasnt mocking. if you just talk out loud to god / the sky then there is no need to have the mobile next to your ear. its almost an attenuation from traditional prayer in that god might think you are calling your mum to find out whats for tea.

[postage]

Ankou thanks for those words of comfort, I �ll call you if I had your number mate. I tried looking at the sky and talking but some fat bird shieet in my face so I stopped now I use the mobile phone to talk to God.

trust me i am not caokoo but i know some people who are i saw a bloke talk to letter box i asked him why he was doing that he said i sent post to god but he did,nt reply do you have a postage stamp???

so I call my self postage

[postage]

WaldoMcFroog I know I am going to hell cuz I saw your name on the list before me. but hey ho I'll call you ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh whats your mobile number???

[Ankou]

i think you�d have more chance of god answering the phone

[postage]

amen!

[WaldoMcFroog]

50705 5318008

[MWB]

You've just taken religion one step further from stupid to insane!

[Ankou]

waldo, very clever. when you type that in word and change font to wingdings 2 it says satans hotline ....

[WaldoMcFroog]

Nope, but it's quite good on a calculator.

[beso]

I'm sure you can talk to God on the phone. Just $5.95 per minute (mobiles and public phones extra).

He doesn't say anthing back but the service is about talking TO God.

[joggerjayne]

Why is Postage "cuckoo" or "insane"

In fact, he is extremely logical.

The notion that the only way to speak to God is through the channel of formalised Christianity is palpably ridiculous.

That would suggest that either ...

1. Religion did not exist before 2,000 yrs ago, or

2. 2,000 yrs ago, God realised he'd got his communications channel all wrong, and He needed a rethink.

In reality, if there is an omniscient God, he will see into our hearts, and any means by which we choose to communicate with Him ... will be fine by Him ... just so long as we do try to make the effort.

So, Postage ... the mobile phone is perfectly logical.

It certainly makes more sense than going to Church.



JJ x

[mibn2cweus]

wrong number

busy