Things you wouldn't hear in a Bond film....

[Bbbananas]

" 'ere's the keys duck - you can drive "

Any suggestions?

[dustypuss]

You drive Iv had a drink

[Bbbananas]

F*** the martini - give us a Boddingtons pet

[Jan1957]

"No Mr Bond. this is not my pussy. I'm looking after it for Mrs Slocombe".

[ThePlayer]

Hmm dr evil...........theres this great all male club down the road........................

[Sqad]

salla...LOL

[Bbbananas]

I thought you'd like this sqad. I wanted to get you involved...
;-)

How about:

"Not tonight Miss Funnyfanny - I've got Chlamydia".

[dustypuss]

Not ! without a condom James

[zzxxee]

the worzels singing the new theme tune??

[rinkins]

No James I can't - I haven't shaved my legs

[stewey]

"Q, I can't seem to find an Health and Safety sticker on this confounded gadget of yours."

[rinkins]

ere luv, get yer t!ts out for the lads

[zzxxee]

1altogether now in the style of the worzels " i gotta bran new cobine aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrvester no i aint its an aston marrrrrrrrin an ill giv u theee keyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[dustypuss]

Im not going to do that I might get a bruise

[Jan1957]

"Moneypenny I need a favour. Can you record corrie for me while I'm away".

[Mailmutt]

Not tonight james, I have the decorators in....

[eyeshade]

What do you mean James warts aren't catching?

[andy-hughes]

I don't just bonk anything that moves you know!

I don't like loud noises.

I've never actually played cards before.

Sorry love, you're a bit of a chubber.

I'm off for an early night.

I must wash my car this Sunday.