Church Bulletin Quotations pt.2

[marval]

"Life groups meet on Wednesday evening at 7:00 PM for food, fun, and fellowwhipping."

"Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."

"The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'"

"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget to bring your husbands."

"Miss Charlene Mason sang "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation."

"Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones."

"The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon."

"The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday."

"Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch."

"Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered."

[angiealf]

Hey marval where do you get all these from, I look forward to reading your posts. If they are all your own work you should write a book.

[marval]

Thank you, unfortunately they are not all my own. I wish they were.