It was possibly a poor choice of words for the analogy.
I'm hopefully less hairy than you I guess... except for the platted back hair obviously and the shoulder fuzz. Fortunately I have mid length hair that covers the shoulder fuzz at least... ;0)
LMAO! Other than the height it's a damn good description! What did I say about you?
I don't know, I've seen a fair few ABers (well, the ones in CB) courtsy of FB and I've a few friendships formed from internet initially to know that no one ever looks how you'd think they would Lol