A news-worthy observation?

[stewey]

I just went to "Current Affairs" and nobody appears to be having one.

[China Doll]

Discretion is the better part of valour and all that Sit Stewey.

[ummmm]

I'm having a current affair....

[stewey]

Lady China, you seem to have omitted an aitch.

[MissNoway.]

They all at it in Q&P's stew.

[sn�gs]

I'm steering well clear of all that nonsense from now on...

[stewey]

Ummmm, your current affair; would that be with the Sultana of Arabee?

[Bbbananas]

I would quite like a current affair - I'm getting a bit bored.

[DEN53]

Salla - don't have a 'current affair' with Sqad today - I think the male menopause has kicked in this afternoon.................................................a bit late I know, but some males don't always get it until in their 80's...........(;o)

[Bbbananas]

Sqad has been a little petulent and insensitive today, I had noticed!

[craft1948]

no change there then salla...............

[Bbbananas]

Even I have had to chastise him today... most of the time I indulge him, but I have my limits....

He really shouldn't get involved in relationships threads...or romance threads...or family...or love...or pregnancy... He always ends up in an argument. He should stick to what he's comfortable with - sex, lust, the NHS, ears noses & throats, sex, lust, reminisces of sex, lust and his early medic days.....

[devilspawn]

I'm not having a "Current Affair".... am open to offers! :-)

[carrust]

Is the current affairs section for electricians?

[MissNoway.]

I thought it was for bakers,carrust.

[chrissy847]

no..................more's the pity!