Learning...

[NoMercy]

They say you learn something new everyday... So... Whether life changing, or no use to man nor beast, what have you learned today?

[craft1948]

I've learned that it's not worth running nowadays 'cos the bus is never going that slow.......

[redman41]

There is no way that you have missed the bus Craft, you are too wily for that !! lol

[craft1948]

thanks redman......I actually wouldn't know where to catch a bus from........I haven't been on one for about 20 years as I got fed up with all the care in the community people coming to sit next to me and talking VERY loud....

[dot.haukes]

I have learnt that being a travel advisor is just not for me, I am not prepared to be turned into a machine!!!

[redman41]

Was Squad one of them Carers !! LOL Couldn't imagine him on a Bus either !!

[craft1948]

sorry Bap do I know you?

[B00]

I've learnt today that my daughter (4 years old) will relentlessly pester me for something until i eventually cave in and get it/ buy it/do it with her.

[craft1948]

there was a house for these very nice people, who obviously had learning problems, in the next street and they all used to get on the 8:10 bus each morning. The bus could be practically empty and I'd get surrounded.....all the other passengers were wetting themselves laughing...

[NoMercy]

Sorry folks, I got totally distracted here.

Jack - sorry to hear that.

Redman - you are a man after my own heart re Zinfandel.

I'm sure that China would not divulge anyone's personal secrets....

[joggerjayne]

1. You can't bonk on a lilo.

2. ... but it's fun trying.

3. No matter how much sun oil you apply, you still burn your bum.

4. Sangria is stronger than you think (or maybe it's just the volume).

5. People in Andalucia don't understand Portuguese.

6. ... or English.

7. Tried again this afternoon, and ... you STILL can't bonk on a lilo.

HI GUYS !!! X X X X X X X

Lots of love, and buenos tardes, or something like that,

Seagull x



(where's Leggy???)

[ummmm]

I've learnt today that solicitors can be bullying barstewards. I also learnt that they shouldn't let junior send threatening letters without opening their own letters.

The last laugh will be on the ex.

[Jan1957]

That you can't pay all the bills if there's not enough money in the bank!

[sn�gs]

China Doll
Mon 17/08/09

Not to talk to snags about my 'feelings' as he's not emotionally equipped to deal with them.


^ You what?!? Ffs you started it!

I have learnt to never reply to emails from strange women...

[joby1]

not even me?... :-((

[brenda]

What have I learned today , to keep my big gob closed have just managed to alienate 2 good friends who are behaving like total t*ss*rs in my view.

One has fallen out with her married daughter by saying
too much , and now can't see the grand children .

The other has run off with an illegal toyboy and left her other half and a Beagle. Feel sorry for the Beagle ,he is staying over with me for the moment.

[haysi06]

I've (re)learned this morning that dogs are contrary animals lol