Funny Golf terms??

[Loosehead]

can somene point me at a list of funny golf terms:

Eg: A Dennis Wise: Nasty little five footer
etc etc

Sorry for using this section but no one goes to sport any more!

Thanks

[seare]

Ugly but it runs--sally gunnel
Slowly fading-Michael Jackson

[Zen]

An Adolf - taking two shots in a bunker.
An Arthur Scargill - great strike but a poor result.
A Rodney King - over-clubbed.
An O.J. Simpson - shouldn't have, but got away with it.
A Condom - safe but didn't feel right.
An elephant's a**ehole - it's high and it stinks.
A sister-in-law - I'm up there, but I know that I shouldn't be.
A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner.
A Gerry Adams - a provisional.
A Dennis Wise - nasty little five footer.
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read.
A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't.
A ladyboy - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems.
A gynaecologist's assistant - just shaves the hole.
Does your husband play? for when a man hits a short tee shot.
A Cuban - needs one more revolution.
A Brazillian - hits the narrow stip down the middle.
An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim.
A Glen Miller - kept low and didn't make it over the water.
A Marylin Monroe - a fair crack up the middle (aka "A Blondie").
A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver.
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver.
A Michael Jackson - fading away.
An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result.
A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it.
A Tony Blair - too much spin.
A Bin Laden - driven out and never to be found again.
A Jamie Oliver - you really want to smack it but you can't.

[SimonTorbin]

Here's a few more funny golf terms that I found at Golf Is A Funny Game:
An 'Osama Bin Laden' or A 'Saddam Hussein' : going from one bunker to another
An 'Al Qaeda Camel' : in the sand and sure to get f*cked
A 'Kelly Clarkson' : chunky, but still working
A 'German Virgin' : guten tight (that's 'good and tight' for the phonetically challenged)
A 'Rosie O'Donnell' : just plain fat
A 'Nursing Home Bus Crash' : a whole lotta nasty breaks
A 'Sonny Bono' : straight into the trees
A 'Necrophiliac Handjob' : a deal pull
Cheers!