These notes were left in milk bottles.

[marval]

Please send me details about cheap milk as I am stagnant.

Dear milkman I have just had a baby, please leave another one.

Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk.

Milk is needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it.

Please do not leave any more milk. All they do is drink it.

Milkman, please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk.

Milkman, please could I have a loaf but not bread today.

Please cancel milk. I have nothing coming into the house but two sons on the dole.

Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby and I have been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks.

Sorry about yesterday's note. I did not mean one egg and a dozen pints, but the other way round.

When you leave my milk knock on my bedroom window and wake me because I want you to give me a hand to turn the mattress.

Please knock. My TV's broken down and I missed last night's Coronation Street. If you saw it, will you tell me what happened over a cup of tea?

[B00]

Haha, those are ace :-)

[weeal]

fantastic lol

[marval]

Thanks

[weeal]

thanks? why did you write them ALL marval?

[marval]

HaHa, I don't even have a milkman deliver.

[Sachs]

That made me laugh marval! Thanks! ;0)

[marval]

Glad you laughed

[tonyav]

i like them, very funny.