how many of you would like to screw your next door neighbour

[Crankshaft]

Ever looked over the fench and said to yourself, I could screw that,

[sn�gs]

No. She's mid 70's, about 3 stone overweight, mad as a box of frogs with a face like a dropped meat pie.

[weeal]

erm nope

[phillipa.d]

i dont have a fench... :(

[bigmamma]

Definately not , too old one side , and in excess of 30 stones on the other side !

[stewey]

I think they meant "French".

[pericat]

dear god no - have you something to share Crankshaft ?

[wonya]

My next door neighbour is a car park

[marval]

Yes, but it was a loose fence panel. lol

[Sqad]

Crankshaft...!!!!! NEVER....disgusting ......REPORTED.

[NoK]

do you live next door to crafty snags?

[john1066]

The shed maybe!!

[oldbiddy]

Hi Snags, didn't know you were my neighbour

[cazzz1975]

no, during the summer he sunbathes in his underpants, he is like a strip of p.

[petal54]

them next door not interested in the ladies

[China Doll]

I don't think I have a next door neighbour at the moment. I do have one opposite but I think a bit prudish for me... Being a girl doesn't improve her chances either.

[Sqad]

Crankshaft.....when you first arrived some 2weeks ago, you gave us all a sob story of hoe your your wife had died, how lonely you were and did we mind listening to your reminiscing of times gone by and we all took you under our wing.

Now we get a post from you.

how many of you would like to screw your next door neighbour

What's your game?

[sn�gs]

^ Thank you Quincy...

[Crankshaft]

Hi Sqad, I have never said that my wife had died, I am happily married. I just wanted a reaction from AB

[cazzz1975]

first yogi now crankshaft, are you feeling threatened sqad?