a nice little joke for soggy BH night

[Bobbisox]

Now I can't get into trouble for this one..lol!


Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well,
they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.


The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
'I think I am going to have a little broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.



Are you ready for this? !!!!!!




'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

[steg]

A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?"

The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain."

"So what happened that's so horrible?" the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.

"Well," the farmer said, "today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket."

"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad."

"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied.

"So what happened then?" the man asked.

The farmer said, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left."

"And then?"

"Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."

The man laughed and said, "Again?"

The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't explain."

"So, what did you do then?" the man asked.

"I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right."

"And then?"

"Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."

"Hmmm," the man said and nodded his head.

"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer said.

"So, what did you do?" the man asked.

"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in...
Some things you just can't explain."

[NoK]

Ffs

[cazzz1975]

you would say more than ffs if ronnie corbett posted a joke here ;D

[Bobbisox]

steg thats brilliant!!!rotfl

[craft1948]

An Irishman sat in a bar trying to understand how come he had 3 brothers but his sister had 4.........

[Bobbisox]

yep cazzz I think your'e right
but...
some things you can't explain lol

[Bobbisox]

I like it craft, the silly ones are the funniest !

[Mr Veritas]

Soggy?
It.s been a scorcher (and sunny all day) down here!

[Bobbisox]

where is that mR V

[Mr Veritas]

East Sussex,Near Hastings.

[Bobbisox]

dull and overcast all day here, watched the Newcastle game and t was coming down in torrents over the town

[Mr Veritas]

You will have to move here Bobbi,
We tend to have nice weather(it's mild even in Winter)
Maybe because we are only about 26 miles from France?