FAO Simon Cowell

[MsNorway]

How are you?

Call me!

[Panic Button]

He says it's a No, sorry.

[ummmm]

Oh...how very original.

[MsNorway]

Maybe next year PB.

[funnygirl]

You have not got the x factor!

[steg]

oh aye MsssssssssN,
yesterday you tell me that you are going to marry me, soon as my back is turned you are shouting out to Simon(the ****). ******* ****. I'm better than that **** anyway.**** him the *******.

[joggerjayne]

stag

Once MsNorway sees SC with his absurd trousers hitched up to his armpits, she will come crawling back !!

[steg]

do you think so Jayne?
I'm feeling very sensitive and upset at the moment (*******).
I want MsNorway back.
maybe you could put a good word in for me?

[joggerjayne]

Okay, steg ...

Hey, MsNorway ... steg is reputed to have an unusually large willy, and apparently he can cook, and he's kind to animals, even seagulls !!

(How was that, steg ... okay?)

[steg]

ye!!! that should work Jayne, i think she likes seagulls.

thanx xx