Don't feel bad craft... The other morning I was swivelling mouth wash so I've got the cheeks all puffed out and Idecided to dry my face at the same time as I was running late... Not one of my brightest moments.
Oh yeah... when I lived with others I would repeatedly put the coffee in the fridge and the milk in the cuboard if I was doing the morning beverages... Oh, and once I put the iron in the microwave but fortunately didn't turn it on.