Deadly Biscuits

[Daisho]

I didn\'t realise that biscuits could be so lethal.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/editors-choice/2009/09/08/revealed-most-dangerou-biscuit-in-britain-is-the-custard-creams-86908-21656743/

Has anybody here had a run in with a vagrant ginger snap? Or perhaps assaulted by a jammy dodger?

[pericat]

Good morning daisho - just confirming what I've always suspected - little biscurds - LOL

[Gromit]

Good to see you hob-nobbing with the news section Daisho.

Has anyone seen Ritz Cheese Sandwiches lately. I can't find any and am eather partial. I've tried Morrisons, ASDA and Tescos. I think they had a lot of salt in them, have they been banned by the food police?

[JockSporran]

Welll, I heard that Batman had a fight with a PENGUIN. And that Joe Bugner went 3 rounds with ROCKY. And a CLUB can be pretty dangerous in the wrong hands.

[123everton]

The most deadly biscuits have got to be the cocnut macaroon and milk chocolate digestive, I'm choking just at the thought of eating them, yuck...

[Daisho]

While not a biscuit, a Toblerone in the wrong hands could penetrate your brain through the roof of your mouth if you're not careful.

[BertiWooster]

''One man ended up stuck in wet concrete after wading in to pick up a stray biscuit.''

LMSO

I hope he is cured now