I think you are protesting too much..............
None of the other chaps on AB careen about telling us what well-endowed stud-muffins they are.............and THAT is probably because they are..........
I thought van Persie viciously attacked Adebayor's right boot with his temple and I'm sure forensics could prove it. It was very sporting of Adebayor to stay on his feet, if he'd have gone down like Eduardo, van Persie may well have been sent off.