I need a sarky retort to a text saying .....

[pericat]

I just wanted to know if you are alive or not ?

[ummmm]

Do you like the person?

[pericat]

It's my sister - sounding like my mother

[ummmm]

You can't always get what you want..!!!

[pericat]

LOL - that might shut her up

[~max~]

Not. I'm replying to you from beyond the grave. Don't forget the flowers!

[pericat]

LOL

[Sandy-Wroe]

Looks like you have drifted apart, or fallen out, with your sister. You don't need a sarky retort. You need to make friends with her again.

[David Black]

? or is it !

[zzxxee]

just put no

[zzxxee]

i was debating if i was or not but as you have contacted me ummmmmmmmmmmmm yes indeed i am not x

[pericat]

I have to work that one out zzxxee

[zzxxee]

it sounded good in my head peri x

[pericat]

I was talking to her a couple of days ago - in fact nearly every day last week too sandy- I work she doesn't . My gripe is that's a comment your mother would make to you

[NoMercy]

Sadly I am not. However, the good news is that I have bequeathed you my much-loved purple velvet trousers. I know how much you always admired them.

[pericat]

LOL nomercy - she would wear them too

[NoMercy]

Alive, fabulous and still your no. 1 fan. Well, 2 out of 3 aint bad.

[~max~]

PS: I may have won the lottery this week, or I may not have. In any case, I donated the ticket to Gamblers Anonymous. Have a great Christmas!