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The Wednesday Chuckle
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True Friendship....GEORDIE STYLE!!! (None of that Sissy Cr@p)
Are you tired of those p!ss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but they never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute little smiley faces here . Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get p!ssed and plot revenge against the b@stard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will take the p!ss out of you every chance I get until you're NOT.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until YOU STOP WHINING!
6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have..
8. When you fall, I will laugh at you, you clumsy ar$e,
but I'll help you up.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
Because you are my friend.
Friendship is like p!ssing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
Then get depressed because you can only think of 4 .
I changed the 'Sottish to Geordie' at the top because we can laught at ourselves, why not
everyone else does...lol
Bobbi
Are you tired of those p!ss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but they never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute little smiley faces here . Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get p!ssed and plot revenge against the b@stard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will take the p!ss out of you every chance I get until you're NOT.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until YOU STOP WHINING!
6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have..
8. When you fall, I will laugh at you, you clumsy ar$e,
but I'll help you up.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
Because you are my friend.
Friendship is like p!ssing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
Then get depressed because you can only think of 4 .
I changed the 'Sottish to Geordie' at the top because we can laught at ourselves, why not
everyone else does...lol
Bobbi
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