2 blondes were locked out of the car....

[stokemaveric]

1 was trying to break the car window with her stilletto heel.....''hurry up sharon'' 1 blonde said...''its starting to rain and the roof is down''......lol sorry 2 all you blondes out there.....

[ummmm]

lol

[craft1948]

you are not sorry at all you big fibber........anyway how did 2 blondes even manage to get the roof down.....

[sara3]

with a tin-opener?

[craft1948]

don't be daft sara...they'd break their nails......sometimes I think I haven't brought you up right.....

[ummmm]

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells???

Pregnant....boom boom

[stokemaveric]

lol ummm

[pericat]

What - isn't Europe a country ??

[ummmm]

For some reason I haven't got sound and can't be arsed to start clicking about.

[pericat]

Ummm that's exactly what my husband said to me last night