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Bobbisox | 13:45 Thu 01st Oct 2009 | ChatterBank
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Can you come in in and explain to us frustrated people just what the go-slow problem is with AB, last night was dreadful and today is no better, can you explain it to us please, then we wouldn't have to shout at our screens and swear and cuss and fings!!!!!

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It's doing my head in.....rarara
Afternoon!

Sorry to be so absent!

The issues with the site are of the network variety, the techies are intending to offer the hamsters facebook access to clear up this problem. If that doesn't work I assume they'll unplug some wires somewhere and plug them back in again! (and other techie things!)

For everyone out there who wants to know what to do:

1. Press ctrl+Alt+del
2. Shout and swear at your screen
3. Have a cup of tea

[I am talking to the techies right now to find out more information for you]

All the best,

Spare Ed
anybody fancy a nice sticky chelsea bun with their tea?

hope the techies plug everything back into the correct part.

the "waiting for adsnet" and "flashstart" logo thingies at bottom of screen are taking forever to lad before AB even gets there.
Spare Ed

Can I suggest the techies undertake "BM's fix all computer solution"?

Hit the server very hard three times with something very heavy (perhaps Big Ed's wage packet?)
Then suggest everyone open a bottle of wine.

It won't fix the problem, but no one will give a damn!
Have you tried switching it off and then on again Ed. That's what the IT man used to tell me to do at work.
Right, everyone try zipping about now!

Spare Ed
no zip in me!
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whos zipping??
I got no zip!!!!
It is zipper here. We'll keep playing around with it

Spare Ed
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Ive been kicked out again, when the link is broken you cannot get back in, this is the 3rd time I have posted this message!!!!
The site is up and down more than Jordans knickers....lol
Spare Ed: ''We'll keep playing around with it''

^ ffs now it's working just leave it alone!!

^ scrub that... start playing with it... it's gone slow again...
For god's sake, just feed the bloody hamsters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(When I worked in an organisation with a big IT department, we quickly sussed that the department who provided the most donuts got the service). Try that.
We will send Bobbi across asap.

Spare Ed

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