Very very... and always have been. Alcohol has sometimes, but not always, been involved.
Non-accidental accidents (as in inflicted by self, not by ex-husband) have included: putting arm through a glass door requiring 15 stitches, putting spiked railing through my ankle, broken toe, broken wrist in 2 places, broken foot, bruises & burns uncountable. Fell over the handlebars of a bike into river, and last year almost lost an eye after falling off the table singing kareoke.
Still, you gotta keep laughing. Nothing major....