found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged masculine features. And when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in f@cking petrol , set on fire, with scissors stuck in his f@cking eyes and a cricket stump jammed up his b@stard @rse.
Is this true or not ladies, discuss.
You are spot on Tony - I had my lady bits removed 12 years ago, but did suffer badly with PMT before that - so much so I was referred to a Harley Street specialist. Things came to a head when I threw Mr. Den's dinner through the kitchen window, it just missed my neighbour who was walking up his garden path.