Magazines

[john1066]

Went to the doctors this morning, and, as always, there were only women's magazines to read. Why are there no mags' for us lesser beings to read? I did once visit the dentist, and, believe it or not, there was a copy of "Men Only" lying in full view..I didn't pick it up; well you wouldn't would you? My teeth would probably fallen out but luckily I was using Fixodent at the time...Have you had any really embarrasing moments??

[pericat]

I'm glad you clarified the ' lesser beings ' bit john

[ummmm]

Have I has embarrassing moments....too many to mention :-)

[DEN53]

I was once working for a solicitor who loved porn magazines.
At the time I wasn't aware of this and one day when he was out of the office another member of staff asked to look for a file - I went into his office and opened a cupboard, the door was a bit stiff, but I managed to force it open - about 20 porn mags fell on top of me and a lot of the pages were stuck together - yuk yuk

[tonyav]

I'ts bloody embarrasing when your mom catches you at it !.

[john1066]

tonyav....At what?

[tonyav]

Its to embarrassing to tell LOL.

[john1066]

Chicken!!!!x

[tonyav]

John, all i will say about is it was many years ago and it involved the girl from next door and myself, and we thought my mom had gone out for the day, but she hadn't she was back sooner than we expected. Are you getting the picture now. LOL

[karenmac60]

I once had a male friend round to 'visit' and I went to phone a takeaway. While I had the phone in my hand we were messing about and he told me - quite graphically - his plans for me later. I then phoned the food and 5 minutes later my mum called to check i was ok. Seems her phone had rung and my dad had answered only to hear a man saying things my mother described as pornographic, and when they'd 1471d it, it was my number. I'd only hit my mum's number on speed dial hadn't I.....

[john1066]

Ah!! I get the picture now Tonyav, I thought you might have been on your own when happened xx

[tonyav]

Leave it out john. lol