toilet paper!!!

[Bobbisox]

Can we talk about it?

[pericat]

Or you could be posh and have a bidet like what I have

[Bobbisox]

nahhh, I make stripes on it instead NoKn

[Ankou]

http://www.thespeciousreport.com/2007/v704b_one_sheet.html

[Bobbisox]

you always have one, a bloody Irish woman with a bidet...pmsl,,oh-er can I use it?

[DEN53]

Do you actually use your bidet, Peri - or do you wash your feet in it, like I do on holiday...........{;o D

[pericat]

Sorry den backtrack - you never got on 'the loo' with him ??

[Bobbisox]

urgggghhh thats gross ankou, but funny!

[DEN53]

God forbid, Peri - ha ha ha ha ha - thats giving me nightmares already and I am not even asleep.

[Bobbisox]

Nooooo, thats hilarious, got to and see!

[pericat]

No we have a lovely cactus plant in ours - which can be painful getting a prick in your bum at times when you're not looking

[Bobbisox]

bed beckons guys and gals, shitty bloody effin cold...there I feel better!!!!

[tonyav]

What about those other footballers, Shitoo, Dunga and Caka.

[Bobbisox]

I wonder if Shito has a Shitsu,,,just a thought

[DEN53]

Nite Nite Joy - hope you feel yourself tomorrow ........and if not feel the printer bloke ha ha

Denise xx

[marval]

How about self cleaning toilet paper.

http://www.fugly.com/pictures/5882/toilet_paper_animated.html

[brenda]

Sorry-- all this sounds a load of cr*p to me .