Bobbis a reformed joke teller!

[Bobbisox]

This is all PC, Bobbis conforming

Just for the Gals!

MEN!!!!

One day my housework-challenged husband decided

to wash his Sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,

he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the
washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied.

'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! '

And they say
blondes are dumb....

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A couple is lying
in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make
you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies,
'I'll miss you........
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you
call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be
men.
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Q: What do you
call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy..
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Q: What does it
mean wh

[Ankou]

"Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man*;
Love to forgive him*;
and Patience for his* moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him* to death.
AMEN"

* if we change them to woman/her/hers/her, is it still funny ?

[afcjan]

love it Ankou...so true

[Bobbisox]

winks back at vibra he-he
doesnt attract as much attention tho' does it...lol?

[Bobbisox]

it is funny Ankou and so are you love..pmsl