At the hairdressers last night..

[eyeshade]

I was offered a cup of coffee or tea, the first two offers of tea never turned up, so I eventually had a cup of coffee. Then I saw three people given a glass of wine and a lad had a beer. I have never been offered a drink in all my time there, spent hundreds of pounds with them, divulged my life story to various people, spent 2 and three quarter hours in there last night and one mangey cup of luke of instant coffee and a hair cut half finished! Do you get annoyed with your hairdresser

[daffy654]

I will have to have a look if any of the local shops have cards up and if not I will write one out asking for a mobile hairdresser to contact me and ask to see certificates and references.If I don't get my hair cut soon my oh will start calling me 'Cousin It' again :-(

[smudge]

Talking of hair....

Paddy is in the bath. He shouts to Murphy "Have you got any shampoo?"
"Yeah", answers Murphy, "It's by the sink".
Paddy shouts "I can't use that, it says it's for 'dry hair' & I've just wet mine"!

[craft1948]

for ummmm...........................

The baby-sitter's nuts! Please listen Mom, it's true!
Last night she washed my hair with Green Onion Shampoo!
Green Onion Shampoo! Green Onion Shampoo!
It smells worse than bad, and when you get through,
Your poor scalp will burn, your eyes will burn too!
Who ever heard of Green Onion Shampoo?
Why did she do that? She has a loose screw!
It's made in Cleveland! This stuff is brand new!
I don't understand! God, what did I do?
To ever deserve Green Onion Shampoo?
Promise to fire her! And trust when I say...

If you rehire her... I must run away!

[dustypuss]

After having my hair cut the young lady said to me Blow sir ! ( well what can you say ! ) :-0

[dustypuss]

I can smell it from hear craft

[smudge]

Sorry to sidetrack your thread eyeshade, but couldn't resist! ;o}