I thought sqad would like this ???

[Bobbisox]

Lovemaking tips for Seniors

1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

6. Keep the Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want... the neighbors are deaf too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

Am I being very good?
LOL

[Sqad]

Joy.......very good.

[albaqwerty]

what's tylenol ?
before anyone else asks!!

nice one joy

[redman41]

LOL Bobbisox ! Very good.
Next time I have a Legover I'll try all that !

[Bobbisox]

haven't got a clue alba, perhaps Sqad knows, I think it's American tho' as I had to change speed dial from 911 to 999!

[daffy654]

Tylenol is paracetamol,the americans just have a different name for it.

[Bobbisox]

Cheers daffy..lol

[albaqwerty]

thought leggy was banned red?

[DEN53]

I will print this off and laminate it, just in case that time of the year comes around again {:o D

[Bobbisox]

lol@DEN

[NoMercy]

Do you always play so hard to get, Vibra?

[tonyav]

Bobbi, i had that email about a month ago, pretty good aint it ( well it's pc enough to post anyway ).

[DEN53]

Can't do Wednesday week Vibra - I am having something fitted that day {:o D

[chrissy847]

LOL Bobbie @answer no.1