it's a day of chucklies...OK!

[Bobbisox]

Our troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained
their sense of humor, one of them sent this.
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a £3,000 machine gun and £5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your backside with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your
clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting
off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least

one.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbour's goat.

- --

[Sqad]

Can I take (3) and (9) and give me a few minutes to think about (10)?

[tonyav]

I had that text as well Bobbi, but i didn't know whether to post it or not.

[Bobbisox]

well, I think we can all agree on our joint disapproval of the Taliban Tony...LOL
anyone that come in and says I am being the 'R' word to them,, I would have to view with utter suspicion...LOL

Morning sqad x

[Sqad]

morning Joy.

[tonyav]

Bobbi, thats what i like about you, You go where angels fear to tread. LOL

[Sqad]

Yesterday we did religion and race, so how about this for wealth:

Filthy, dirty smelly tramp goes up to this well dressed man in the street and says,
"Any change sir?"
"No" said the man" still the same mansion, Rolls Royce and yacht.

[Bobbisox]

at least you are keeping within the boundries sqad,,,good one! ,,LOL

[pericat]

Silence infidel - I keel you

[Bobbisox]

lol@peri