can you believe it,?

[logic]

A Cockney ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to Taff

'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Cockney.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'

Taff: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Taaf: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Taaf: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Taaf: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the elements..'

Taaf: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Taaf: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a bloody liar……' --------------------------------------

[pericat]

lol logic - i think i must be psychic i could see that one coming

[logic]

or welsh. :-)

[pericat]

no irish - shutup stop right there !

[logic]

OK OK i get your drift....:-)