My mrs says.

[tonyav]

I need to go and get my hair cut, but the woman who usually cut's my hair is known locally as dirty Sharon, so what do you recon.

[redman41]

Take some Cillit Bang with you tonyav when you go, as craft1948 would say !

[Bbbananas]

Just ask for a clean cut...

[Bbbananas]

Can I just reiterate and stress there, that I did say CUT...........!

[AndThenSome]

Yeah i heard as well as giving you a clean cut she also gives you Crabs
Gonnohrea, Syphillis, Chlamydia, Hepatitus b and an Agressive strain of genital herpes and warts, all for under a tenner!

[tonyav]

redman, she is known has dirty Sharon because, well its nothing to do with her personal hygene if you see what i mean. lol

[Sqad]

tony...you are on a winner....."Knock 3 times and ask for dirty Sharon"

[Bbbananas]

Exactly - that's why you should stress the bit about having a clean cu-t...

[redman41]

LOL salla ! There's no 'N' Between U and T and tonyav is disappointed :-)

[tonyav]

I allways thought there was something '' Fishy '' about her. lol

[AndThenSome]

Maybe she has many Fishermens Friends?

[Bbbananas]

Dirty cow.
Should be banned.
I hope she at least washes her hands.

[Ankou]

i reckon you should do as you're told

[mccfluff]

reckons snags would be in there like a shot

[tonyav]

Your a naughty lad vibra. lol

[Bbbananas]

Is that what you do when you're at the barbers vibra?
If so, you'll have Mucky Mike (Hunt?) after you...

[Jumbuck]

Does sir want something for the weekend?

[tonyav]

Jim, ' Sir ' always want's something for the weekend. lol