names that fit jobs

[secsee]

I was buying some ham from the butchery dept. of our local Tesco's when I noticed the mans name
badge it read '' John LAMB butchery manager, I thought it was a very apt name for a butcher, others I
have come across are Jack DENT accident repair specialists and Mr. Cyrill GALLON the head of our
local water treatment works, has anyone else come across people who's name fits their jobs ??

[sara3]

the librarian at my kids' primary school is Mrs Reddit.

[AndThenSome]

Well im a pornstar and my names "Hunglika mule"

[secsee]

Great you couldn't make it up could you!! keep em coming

[AndThenSome]

I found this on a website about a waiter....


What Else Do You Do?
December 1st, 2006 by Waiter

When customers ask me, “What else do you do?” they’re operating from the usually correct assumption that waiters are always working on another gig; singing, writing, acting, modeling, etc. However, some of us are really waiters. This is our profession. I could say I’m a writer or blogger but until 50.1% of my income comes from these sources - I’m a waiter.

Most of the time, people ask me if I have another job to make conversation. Occasionally you get the patronizing asshole who only asks the question to make you feel bad. I like to tell these lovely people I’m one of the following……

Illegal human tissue harvester

Crematorium repairman

Porn Theater Custodian

Bovine Inseminator

Truck stop serial killer (Apprentice)

Avian Flu Emergency Response Team Poultry Culler

Pimp

Human Hair Doll Craftsman

Colonic Irrigation Technician

Coke Dealer

Eskimo Pie Fetish Website Operator

Embalming technician

Snuff Film Editor

Part Time Professional Assassin

Furry Wrangler

Cartoonist for the Al Qaeda Daily News

Human Remains Exhumation Coordinator

International Art Thief (A French waiter was the most successful art thief in history.)�

Gun Store Stockboy

Alternate Identity Procurement Specialist

Discarded Bubble Gum Sculptor

Stunt Cock

Politician

These responses usually slam snobby yuppies into stunned, uncomfortable, looking for the exits silence.

[sprayer]

My friend runs a roadside cafe and regularly has a lorry in that is sign written
R. SWIPE & SONS toilet tissue manufacturers

[craft1948]

there's a firm of architects in Cornwall called...............Drewitt and Drewitt....

[caslass]

I knew an accountant called Malcolm Crook

[marval]

In Austin Texas there is a Dr. Richard Chopp, who performs vasectomies

[sprayer]

Another genuine one I saw a couple of years ago in Ireland was a shop with a big brass plate stating on it
ARGEW & PHIBBS solicitors..

[AndThenSome]

Theres a Hong Kong car mechanic called To Bar (tow bar)

Two politicians called Doolittle and DeLay

A neuro surgeon called Lord Brain

A world-class hurdler called Maria Stepanova.

A famous Israeli tennis player is Anna Smashanova.

A funeral company in Texas called Boxwell Brothers.


Dentists called Payne.

A Chinese ophthalmologist called Dr Look.

A college professor scarily named Dr Failor.

An insurance salesman with the wonderfully appropriate name of Justin Case.

And if any of you are soon to be dads you cant really go wrong with naming them.....Fetch-Dads-Drink, Earn-Big-Bucks and Help-Dad-Retire.
lol!