Squashed Boobs.

[MWB]

I'm getting my boobs squashed in a week.

Who's had this procedure done & what's it like?

[craft1948]

Came back from the doctors one day and husband said "Everything okay?"
I said "It was a new young doctor....I've never got my knickers off so quick in my life"
Husband "You went with ear ache"...................

[ladybird49]

lol yogi

[MWB]

Yeah, smears aren't the nicest.

BUT, have a thought for men & the finger up the bum, or an instrument inserted in the penis?

[MWB]

PMSL, craft!!!!!

[ladybird49]

Yuk , my freind helps with "ahem " rectum procedures at a hospital she works at , the men that go in to have the procedure done are nearly in tears ...she tries to calm them

[Jan1957]

I'd definitely prefer your way yogi. xx

[yogi-bear]

Lol..........crafty xx

[MWB]

I reckon woman get off lightly in comparison to men when it comes to "intimate" procedures.

[yogi-bear]

Hey Jan

Hope you're well, my lovely xx

I will book you in as a confirmed, ok?

:0)

[MWB]

Oh no! Have I said out loud a word that must not be spoken?

PENIS?

You're all not prudes are you?

[Jan1957]

Thanks yogi. xx

[yogi-bear]

Not at all, MWB.......................dont know what i'll do without mine!! :0)

xx

[yogi-bear]

Hastings is'nt that far from me, Jan....................so will hold you to that, lovely...................lol xx

[MWB]

You'd have to change you're name to John Wayne Bobbitt!

[craft1948]

is that like a willy but posher......

[yogi-bear]

Lol.........crafty xx ( you're on top form tonight, sweetheart :0) )

MWB...................you have succeded in making my eyes water............every guys nightmare, when i think of that bloke..............whoooo :0) xx