In the desert

[Seafarer1966]

Another old one from the Ark but can't get much worse than some of the others on here...

Three Englishmen are stuck in the desert. They have plenty of water but have had nothing to eat for two weeks. They come across the carcass of a dead camel. They argue for a while about who is going to eat which part of the camel but get nowhere. Then one of them has a brainwave.....eat guy has a piece of camel according to which football team he supports.

The first man says....I support Hatlepool, so I'm having the heart.

The next man says....I support Liverpool, so I'm having the liver.

The last man says...I support Arsenal but I'm not that hungry.

[mollykins]

better than the transworld arlines joke.

manchester - gets the biggest bit (all of the chest)

[Seafarer1966]

Clever. Very good. So what\'s the going rate for crack and machine guns in Manchester this week? Lol.