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Seafarer1966 | 13:21 Tue 27th Oct 2009 | Jokes
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This is an old one but worth a mention for the youngsters who haven't heard it...

On board a Transworld Airlines flight the pretty young stewardess asks a passenger if he would like some Transworld Airlines coffee.

No thanks...replies the passenger....but I'd really like a taste of your TWA tea.
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I don't get it.
13:22 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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Me neither!
13:23 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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Nor me
13:25 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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I guess it's so old, the punchline has died.
13:26 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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T.W.A.T. !
13:26 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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Oh.
13:28 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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Good grief. There really are some slow people on here.
13:29 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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No, it's just not funny.
13:30 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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It is funny, ignore the thicko's Seafarer.
13:50 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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Lol! Thanks Avatar. As it\'s Special Needs Day tomorrow I\'d like to invite you lot that didn\'t get the joke to mine tomorrow. I\'ve got crayons and plasticine!
13:52 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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If you thought that your joke was funny, I'm not surprised you surround yourself with crayons and plasticine.
13:54 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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Will we get food?
13:56 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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Ah now then AnotherVole....have I said at any point in this conflab that I found the joke funny? Worth a mention yes....and somewhat clever if one can work out the punchline....and you didn't. It's benefit day soon so you can fire up the electric scooter and get some comedy rubber ears from the pound shop to entertain the crack heads on your estate. If you want drop dead funny rib ticklers that will have you exploding your colostomy bag with mirth can I suggest you read Marvals entries. I'll bet he was a scriptwriter for Bob Hope.
14:18 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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Ah my apologies. I assumed that if it was in jokes, it should be humerous.
14:22 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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Meow Seafarer...

Do we get food?
14:24 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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Sorry I didn\'t reply to your question earlier Ummmm. Yes you can choose anything off the Uzbekhistani or Serbo-Croatian delivery menu and I\'ll pay for it. Lilt or Fanta with that?
14:36 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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Fanta please but I would prefer wine. If you feed me wine I might find this joke funny ;-)
14:38 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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Lol! Whatever you like to drink Ummmm. Well thanks for the verbal sparring folks it\'s been entertaining. I have work to do so thankyou all....and goodnight.
15:41 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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See ya see ya...
15:42 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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Toodle-oo
15:43 Tue 27th Oct 2009

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