What is the funniest crowd chant or shout at a football match?

[TTG]

Mine was at Worthing fc's ground. When the opposition goal keeper was trying to direct where the wall should stand at a free-kick, the Worthing fans were shouting different instructions! He would shout "left" and voices from the crowd were shouting "right!" or "no back a bit". Very funny..specially when they moved!

[cazzz1975]

http://www.youtube.co..._CLVk&feature=related

I like this one ;)

[Haggisdj]

In 1983 Man Utd and Brighton drew 3 all in the FA Cup Final. Brighton had been without their captain Steve Foster who told the press that he would be the difference in the replay. When Utd were 4 - 0 up the crowd started chanting 'Stevie Foster, Stevie Foster, what a difference you have made, what a difference you have made'... I suppose you had to have been there!!

[joggerjayne]

1983 Cup Final

Man Utd v Brighton

" ... and Smith MUST score !! ... "

And ... Brighton win the FA Cup

Yaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy .... Oh ... he didn't.

[TTG]

Another funny one last night. When the opposition keeper ran up to take a goal-kick, everyone was quiet. At the moment he kicked, one person did a high-pitched screech from behind his goal. Got a few laughs from the crowd!

[Barmaid]

I remember when England beat Germany in some qualifier the crowd was chanting:

Can we play you every week and
Are you Scotland in disguise

which amused me.

[spudqueen]

A few years ago now the away crowd taunted Manchester City fans with a chant of 'going down, going down, going down', to which the City fans replied 'so are we, so are we, so are we'!

[mightyWBA]

http://blog.sport.co...._Football_Chants.aspx

[BOBBYPERU]

And you obviously were'n there haggis .......It was 2-2 in the first game