Naughty Text Messages

[craft1948]

I mentioned on here that I was receiving naughty text messages to my landline, and the general consensus was that I should make a note of the number, and publish it on here for general abuse/enjoyment.
Since then I have not had any more..........coincidence?

[China Doll]

I'm sorry... I just wanted to do something nice for you :c(

[craft1948]

lol China......I was quite looking forward to the next one....

[China Doll]

Me too... I'd incorporated jam and some spandex...

[redman41]

Apologies craft as I'm out of breath after all the Heavy Breathing down the PhoneLine.
That's what you get for running a Phone Sex Service line for lonely men like me from your place.....lol

[mccfluff]

i must of missed that thread, bugger that would of been fun!

[redman41]

craft's Tel No is 0898-69 69 69 . Her user name is Dolly Buster ;-)))))))

[China Doll]

'China Dolly Buster' actually... It's my pet name for her.

[mccfluff]

i thought it was mrs hairy meat pie?

[China Doll]

I sort of wish I hadn't eaten lunch now Fluffy... Ta! :c(

[redman41]

She used to be Mcfluff but she's been to Waxing Parlour recently ! :-)

[craft1948]

sorry redman it wasn't you.......the last one was going into explicit detail about a mother informing a daughter about her marital 'duties'.........................

[mccfluff]

ah yes i remember now Mrs Mingeless

Sorry China, i'm off shopping now so i'll leave you to enjoy the thought

[tonyav]

crafty, what were these marital duties ?

[craft1948]

me too chaps...................the library beckons.......what a bloody exciting life....

[redman41]

First marital duty tonyav, is that a mother should teach her daughter never to speak with her mouth full ! ;-)))))))))

[snags]

''the library beckons''

craft... you will find me down the 'fantasy and sci-fi' aisle... nekked with a flower in my button hole :-o

[tonyav]

I know what you mean red, ( nudge nudge wink wink ) lol

[craft1948]

thanks guys......could see there this thread was heading.......snags you looked great!!